My very first blog entry is dedicated to Craig the Great Whitetail Hunter… For it is Craig the Great Whitetail Hunter who shot the beautiful whitetail deer and commissioned this masterpiece of taxidermy: the glorious Assquatch. For this, my friends, we must give thanks. I raise my glass to him. He’s a genius, and one hell of a guy. If anyone say’s otherwise, leave my website immediately.
- Your fellow Assquatch admirer